Meet the Prophet of the Unplanned Abandonment. This is Prophet 101, the first in a series of courses on the art of leaving without warning. Learn how to slip out of meetings, appointments, and social engagements with style.
Prophet 101 teaches you the secrets of the sudden, unannounced departure. From the ancient art of the 'Fake Emergency Phone Call,' to the subtle science of the 'Invisible Exit Strategy,' this course has it all.
Join us for the ultimate guide to leaving without being left behind.
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